Mike Huckabee is, of course, on record as having said that homosexuality is a choice. That may or may not be, the science is not perfect. But, thinking logically, if homosexuality is a choice, then heterosexuality is also a choice. If that’s the case, then I’m sure Mike wouldn’t mind demonstrating by fucking a man up the ass, then returning the favour, then finally having sex with a woman (because you know how those Conservatives can be. . .). Once I’ve seen him do this, on video tape, I will forever consider homosexuality a choice which can be un-chosen.