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What the hell is with that picture of Condie Rice? I’ve saved it for posterity below. What a flattering picture! Looks like she was awoke by man’s nuclear testing in the Pacific Ocean. . .
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5 Responses to “Quick! Check CNN.com (Saturday, 10:45am)”

  • John Sacheli says:

    ( Insert sound-fx of Raptor from Jurassic park here—–> )

    … no… wait, I’m mistaken. I think that’s a bit more of a T-rex sort of pose.

    … if her mouth was wide open, this picture would have been perfect for a run in with photo shop!

  • Mark says:

    I wonder what she’d look like if she shaved her head…

  • Whoopha! Don’t ask me where that freak with the CAPS LOCK came from, but his shit is gone.

    @John ~ LOL! Well, definitely she appears to be something scaly, though I don’t know if this picture makes that more or less the case. . .

    @Mark ~ Probably would still look better than Brittany Spears. Actually, I wonder how much she’d look like Grace Jones in Conan?

  • Just for comparison’s sake:

  • btp says:

    How about a Condi Caption Contest?

    Here’s mine: “I find your lack of faith…disturbing…”

 
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