What the hell is with that picture of Condie Rice? I’ve saved it for posterity below. What a flattering picture! Looks like she was awoke by man’s nuclear testing in the Pacific Ocean. . .


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( Insert sound-fx of Raptor from Jurassic park here—–> )
… no… wait, I’m mistaken. I think that’s a bit more of a T-rex sort of pose.
… if her mouth was wide open, this picture would have been perfect for a run in with photo shop!
I wonder what she’d look like if she shaved her head…
Whoopha! Don’t ask me where that freak with the CAPS LOCK came from, but his shit is gone.
@John ~ LOL! Well, definitely she appears to be something scaly, though I don’t know if this picture makes that more or less the case. . .
@Mark ~ Probably would still look better than Brittany Spears. Actually, I wonder how much she’d look like Grace Jones in Conan?
Just for comparison’s sake:

How about a Condi Caption Contest?
Here’s mine: “I find your lack of faith…disturbing…”