Hugo Chavez (or “Chaz,” as he’s known to his one or two friends) has once again found an enemy actively plotting to kill him. This time around, it turns out to be CNN:

Chavez: CNN may be instigating my murder | Top News | Reuters.com

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Wednesday CNN may have been instigating his murder when the U.S. TV network showed a photograph of him with a label underneath that read “Who killed him?” The caption appeared to be a production mistake — confusing a Chavez news item with one on the death of a football star. The anchor said “take the image down” when he realized.

Hmm. . . Not the most realistic of enemies, is it? I mean, even Fox News wouldn’t be a very good choice, but CNN? They’re too insipid and flaccid to even accurately report news, from whence would they muster up the cajones to pull off a stunt like that?