Hmm. . . Perhaps I’ll get a series started: Douchebag of the Week. It has a great Friday ring to it doesn’t it?
Anyway, allow me to say I could really give a rat’s patoot what MLB jocks do to their bodies, with the exception that impressionable young kids might get the idea that “doping until you die” is the way to excel in this world. That said, if the Mitchell report has revealed anything, it’s that there is no possible way Bud Selig could not have known what was going on. Hell, there had to be gumball machines filled with steroids in every locker room across America, and this douche has the balls to say this:
MLB report outs stars; Selig vows action - Yahoo! News
“If there are problems, I wanted them revealed,” commissioner Bud Selig said. “His report is a call to action, and I will act.”
Yes. It’s a call to action. And the action is: why don’t you go outside and play a game of Hide and Go F*ck Yourself.
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Oops! Minus 5 points for spelling of “douchebag”, and for not making reference to Buffalo’s excellent zine The Beast, which uses the words “douche” and “douchebag” more than any other publication I can think of, including this one.
w00t! Right you are, there, Mick. I’ll have to correct both my spelling and my choice of ‘zine’s in the future!