John McCain supports Bush's wiretapping, and will also spy on Americans!

by Thomas J. Belknap “Never,” He Cried, “Never!”

James Dobson has publicly declared on the Laura Ingram show that he will not cast any ballot at all if John McCain gets the Republican nomination for president.  Among his damning charges?  McCain has been known to swear.  Oh, yeah, and he fought against ending the filibuster which Republicans have used as their chief tool since losing power.

And of course, this is as much as encouraging Evangelical Conservative Christians to follow suit, which in all honesty is precisely what they’ve been doing for generations.  It was these same non-voters Bush wooed out of the shadows in 2000 - the same crazies who listen to short-wave and broadcast dire messages about poison in our toothpaste from “undisclosed remote locations,” - who are now simply returning to type.  And so, the circle is complete.

Dobson could perhaps have put his money and influence behind McCain and had a seat at the table, but instead he has chosen to encourage his followers to do the one most irresponsible thing a person can do in our democracy, which is to voluntarily surrender their sovereignty by casting their ballot in the fire.

Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as ‘a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

and the wind cried Mary.  

4 Responses to ““Never,” He Cried, “Never!””

  1. Mickey Mephistopheles
    February 6th, 2008 | 4:03 pm

    Oh, stop it; you’re acting like non-voting Evangelicals are something bad. People who want to teach delusional creationist fairy tales in science classes, or who believe in a deity that will smite America because of where I might choose to put my cock, are either not intelligent or sane enough to make informed political decisions.

    My hope would sometime be to have a country where everyone could participate in the political process in a meaningful manner. The feedback process in a functional democratic system makes everyone happier. However, we have a corporate media that has the power to effectively erase candidates that don’t fit its owners’ agendas (Kucinich, any Green Party candidate, etc.) We also have an educational system that is unable to inform every child in this country that it’s the understanding of scientific principles, not God’s will, that has made the general standard of living rise since the Enlightenment.

    Until everyone is on the same page in terms of general scientific, civic and cultural literacy, we cannot depend on democratic process to be anything other than a mechanism through which elites with an effective propaganda arm can frighten or manipulate semi-literate boobs to do their part to perpetuate this sham.

  2. February 6th, 2008 | 5:56 pm

    I think it’s a pretty bad thing when anybody in this country can be so easily led as to believe some of the crazy horseshit they believe, much less for them to throw away their sovereignty like that.

    But really, I’m just waxing poetic as I watch the hard right self-destruct. One should never make hasty assumptions about defeated opponents, but it does seem to me that the hard liners (or dead enders, if you prefer) are going back into the shadows and those supposed power brokers are being shown up for the irrelevant hacks they are. It’s even better when, as in the case of Dobson, they do it themselves and spare the rest of us the trouble. It’s very Tolkien.

  3. July 22nd, 2008 | 5:49 am

    You have the lyrics wrong, as does your source.  They should be;

    “Never”, I cried. “Never shall ye get me alive
    Ye rotten hound of the Burnie Brae”.

    Well, I snapped for a blade and a Claymore cut and thrust
    And I fell down before him ‘round his feet.

    Aye, a roar he cried! Frae the bottom of his heart
    That I would nay fall but dead, dead as a can by a feat deah…

    And the wind cried Mary.

  4. July 22nd, 2008 | 8:57 am

    Thanks for the correction, Doug.

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