No, sir.  Not funny.  So whatever you do, don’t laugh when you read this.

I’m a huge fan and regular reader of some of the most banal crap on the Internet.  That’s what makes me the blogger I am.  And one of those favourite sites to visit - in fact, top of the list - is Engrish.com.  This post by some dude on some random blog includes a bunch of great ones from the past.  Enjoy.

If you don’t even know what these things are for, you my friend are among those who have kissed a girl.  If you do know what they’re for and secretly want one, you can always cling to the fantasy of your girlfriend from Canada.

From the people who brought you “LOL Cats” comes “GraphJam.com,” a truly bizarre collection of humor from people with entirely too much access to Excel:

Find yourself an outlet.  Don’t do like this guy, however much we’ve all fantasized about it:

Click the picture for a larger view.

She said, “Four feet high and risin’”

Seems that Vancouver is having a bit of a problem with discarded feet washing ashore. I hate it when that happens:

Mystery deepens as 4th severed foot found | Oddly Enough | Reuters

The foot, still wearing a shoe, was discovered on Thursday on a small uninhabited island south of Vancouver in the Strait of Georgia, and is the fourth discovered in the region in the past 10 months.

I’m not sure how well or poorly this bodes for my Memorial Day weekend or summer, but here it is, large as life in your local Friendly’s Ice Cream parlor:

This is kinda cool: the Chicago Tribune put together a menagerie of terrible, terrible album covers for you. I’m not sure, however, if they’re all legit. One album is called “Can I Borrow a Feelin’,” which is the album and hit single of none other than Kirk Van Houten of The Simpsons.

Anyway, check it out:

“I Seen Her First.” Classic!