No, sir. Not funny. So whatever you do, don’t laugh when you read this.
July 30, 2008, 8:11 am Sophomoric Giggle FestI’m a huge fan and regular reader of some of the most banal crap on the Internet. That’s what makes me the blogger I am. And one of those favourite sites to visit - in fact, top of the list - is Engrish.com. This post by some dude on some random blog includes a bunch of great ones from the past. Enjoy.
July 2, 2008, 7:46 am The Latest in Virgin GearIf you don’t even know what these things are for, you my friend are among those who have kissed a girl. If you do know what they’re for and secretly want one, you can always cling to the fantasy of your girlfriend from Canada.
July 1, 2008, 11:22 am When a Problem Comes Along, You Must Whip It.From the people who brought you “LOL Cats” comes “GraphJam.com,” a truly bizarre collection of humor from people with entirely too much access to Excel:

Find yourself an outlet. Don’t do like this guy, however much we’ve all fantasized about it:
June 2, 2008, 7:31 am best campaign sticker everClick the picture for a larger view.
May 28, 2008, 2:35 pm Hillary: Write Your Own Caption
She said, “Four feet high and risin’”
Seems that Vancouver is having a bit of a problem with discarded feet washing ashore. I hate it when that happens:
Mystery deepens as 4th severed foot found | Oddly Enough | Reuters
The foot, still wearing a shoe, was discovered on Thursday on a small uninhabited island south of Vancouver in the Strait of Georgia, and is the fourth discovered in the region in the past 10 months.May 24, 2008, 9:21 am DragonFly-Icecream?
I’m not sure how well or poorly this bodes for my Memorial Day weekend or summer, but here it is, large as life in your local Friendly’s Ice Cream parlor:
May 16, 2008, 7:54 am
Friday Funnies: Worst Album Covers
This is kinda cool: the Chicago Tribune put together a menagerie of terrible, terrible album covers for you. I’m not sure, however, if they’re all legit. One album is called “Can I Borrow a Feelin’,” which is the album and hit single of none other than Kirk Van Houten of The Simpsons.
Anyway, check it out:

“I Seen Her First.” Classic!
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