I know it’s all over Rochester right now, but I just have to pop in for the benefit of my readers and blogging buddies and give you a helpful career tip: if you’re going to lie on your resume (I mean really lie, not just fudge like we all do), try to make sure that the lie in question doesn’t involve being a cop.  They take it personal.

And oh, yeah: you’re less likely to get arrested if you’re not trying to get a job in a government building.