File this under “Extreme Grain of Salt.” A posting dated Thursday, March 31st shows a picture of a man the poster says kidnapped his girlfriend until the poster was able to wrestle his girlfriend out of the van. Three questions:

  1. How the hell did the victim get a kidnapper to go to the exact gas station her boyfriend works at?
  2. Was any of this – including the supposed tape – ever reported to police? Because they don’t need this kind of help.
  3. Who, during this harrowing experience, took the picture?