Life’s not fair. Your mom told you that. But take a look at these numbers. It’s bad enough that men outspend women on Valentine’s Day – it’s bad enough that we’ve let the Hallmark Corporation get away with this Valentine’s Day bullshit for as long as we have in the first place – but it’s clearly not being spent on anything we men can enjoy.

And before you say it, any sex that happens on this day was absolutely not either paid for nor expected nor even wished for too earnestly. We’re just trying to survive, here, fellas.