Putin puts an end to clubbing baby harp seals in the White Sea. So ends a chapter that really freaked me out as a kid when I saw it on PBS. Long story.
Ah, just in case you forgot that there was still an asswipe in the Oval Office, George has been busy readying the stage for his final exit, which will commence with the dropping of Russian bombs on Poland:
President George W. Bush said on Monday he had agreed the United States would help modernize the Polish military as part of a U.S. plan to base components of a global missile defense shield in Poland.
Just to bring you up to speed if you’ve not been paying attention, George Bush decided that the best place to have a Star Wars missile defense system was in Poland, Russia’s old turf. The Bush Administration has insisted that the defense shield is meant to protect us from rogue states such as North Korea. I’m no military expert – much less ballistics, physics or even higher geometry – but could someone please explain to me how a shield in Poland protects the United States from missiles launched from North Korea?
As you might have expected, Russia is a bit put-out by the idea of their chief nuclear rival putting up a missile defense system in their back yard. It is unmistakably provocative. And while it’s true that Vladimir Putin probably needs to do a bit of sabre rattling to maintain his tough-guy image at home, I think we should all probably be standing up and taking notice when they threaten to bomb any missile shield parked in their neighborhood.
But even more importantly, don’t miss the code wording in the above article: “Modernizing” Poland’s military is neat language for arming Poland with newer and more powerful weapons. Get that: arming Russia’s recently-liberated satellite nation – the one they’ve fought over with Germany since time out of mind – with new and more powerful weapons.
What new and more powerful weapons? Well, golly, that’s a great question that the media aught perhaps to ask him, eh?