Yahoo! Bans Allah

Whoopha! And you thought the whole cartoon thing was bad? Allah has been officially banned from Yahoo!, even if he tries to sneak in as the middle of a name like Callahan. Yes, that’s right: Yahoo! has banned the use of the word Allah in the screen name of it’s users. However, Jesus, Messiah, Satan and Pedophile all still work, which is good news for about a third of the planet. However, another third ~ the Muslim one ~ are gonna be pissed.

All of this is part of a larger effort on the part of Yahoo!, my sources tell me, to bring about the new flagship service: Yahoo!Reformation.

By Tommy Belknap

Owner, developer, editor of DragonFlyEye.Net, Tom Belknap is also a freelance journalist for The 585 lifestyle magazine. He lives in the Rochester area with his wife and son.