Bud Selig: Douchebag of the Week

Hmm. . . Perhaps I’ll get a series started: Douchebag of the Week. It has a great Friday ring to it doesn’t it?

Anyway, allow me to say I could really give a rat’s patoot what MLB jocks do to their bodies, with the exception that impressionable young kids might get the idea that “doping until you die” is the way to excel in this world. That said, if the Mitchell report has revealed anything, it’s that there is no possible way Bud Selig could not have known what was going on. Hell, there had to be gumball machines filled with steroids in every locker room across America, and this douche has the balls to say this:

MLB report outs stars; Selig vows action – Yahoo! News

“If there are problems, I wanted them revealed,” commissioner Bud Selig said. “His report is a call to action, and I will act.”

Yes. It’s a call to action. And the action is: why don’t you go outside and play a game of Hide and Go F*ck Yourself.

By Tommy Belknap

Owner, developer, editor of DragonFlyEye.Net, Tom Belknap is also a freelance journalist for The 585 lifestyle magazine. He lives in the Rochester area with his wife and son.

2 replies on “Bud Selig: Douchebag of the Week”

Oops! Minus 5 points for spelling of “douchebag”, and for not making reference to Buffalo’s excellent zine The Beast, which uses the words “douche” and “douchebag” more than any other publication I can think of, including this one.

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