There Could be Bombs in Her Bra

When it comes to national security, no measures are too extreme for the Daddy Warbucks Administration. You never know who could pose a threat to the defense of the homeland: it could be a presidential candidate with the middle name Hussein or even a former Playboy Playmate with large potential smuggling compartments at her disposal:

BBC NEWS | Americas | More US passport ‘file breaches’

Other Americans whose files had been viewed since January 2007 included late Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith, AP reports, citing unnamed officials. AP says the review is not complete and the number of cases is not yet clear.

Silly bureaucrats! Tits are for snuggles, not smuggles!

By Tommy Belknap

Owner, developer, editor of DragonFlyEye.Net, Tom Belknap is also a freelance journalist for The 585 lifestyle magazine. He lives in the Rochester area with his wife and son.