When it comes to national security, no measures are too extreme for the Daddy Warbucks Administration. You never know who could pose a threat to the defense of the homeland: it could be a presidential candidate with the middle name Hussein or even a former Playboy Playmate with large potential smuggling compartments at her disposal:
Other Americans whose files had been viewed since January 2007 included late Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith, AP reports, citing unnamed officials. AP says the review is not complete and the number of cases is not yet clear.
Silly bureaucrats! Tits are for snuggles, not smuggles!