Do Seals Vote Republican?

I didn’t think so up until now, but given the penchant for bizarre sexual behavior, you have to wonder if one of these fellas doesn’t turn up in the Florida legislature soon:

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | ‘Sex pest’ seal attacks penguin

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

Seals, by the way, are known to have an evolutionarily predisposed “wide stance.”

By Tommy Belknap

Owner, developer, editor of DragonFlyEye.Net, Tom Belknap is also a freelance journalist for The 585 lifestyle magazine. He lives in the Rochester area with his wife and son.