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Twitter Updates for 2009-01-09

  • Yogurt? I cannot recommend it, sir. Not in any fashion. #
  • The vanilla yogurt is particularly insulting to the palette. Who decided those two tastes belonged together? #
  • “That’s right, Dude. They peed on your f*cking rug.” #
  • “. . . or, El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing, you know.” #
  • “It’s a league game, Smokey.” #
  • “You said it, man. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus. #
  • “I wouldn’t hold much hope for the tape deck.”
    “Or the Creedence.” #
  • “I like it to. It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.” #
  • “Hell, I can getcha a toe by three o’clock this afternoon. With nail polish.” #
  • “A blackness fell over the Dude. Black as a black bull’s tookus on a moonless prairie night.” #

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By Tommy Belknap

Owner, developer, editor of DragonFlyEye.Net, Tom Belknap is also a freelance journalist for The 585 lifestyle magazine. He lives in the Rochester area with his wife and son.