With Gog and Magog Swarming Around. . .

The Pied Piper takes his children underground. . .

Yes, George W. Bush has now officially been outed as having claimed to be getting messages from god about Gog and Magog, the biblical forces of the Apocolypse at work in Iraq to none other than Jacques Chirac himself. Wonder why France wanted none of this shit, eh?

And just wait till it finally comes out that he was snorting cocaine at the same time. Don’t believe me? Check out one of your coke-head friends camel-jawing after a line and then go back and watch all those 2003-2004 videos. Oh, yeah. Not a doubt in my mind, then or now.

By Tommy Belknap

Owner, developer, editor of DragonFlyEye.Net, Tom Belknap is also a freelance journalist for The 585 lifestyle magazine. He lives in the Rochester area with his wife and son.