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Hey! Something Sarah Palin Actually Sold on eBay!

What is it? The turkey they slaughtered in the behind her ill-fated Thanksgiving interview, that’s what.

Bad news, though: even if it is a bird, it still doesn’t fly.

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Enjoy Your Latte, Sarah

This one’s been making it’s way around the Internet, of course. Sarah Palin doing an interview about how “brutal” the campaign trail is whilst standing in front of a slaughterhouse for turkeys. Those of weak stomachs will want to turn away, but watch as the stainless steel death machine shudders while she discusses the “levity” of the moment. It recalls Whose Line is it Anyways, when they put the comedian in front of a screen showing videos completely incongruous to what they’re talking about.

And of course in this context, I can’t help but notice that it seems unspeakably inappropriate for any politician – Right or Left, Republican or Democrat, Sage or Dipshit – to be found outside of any building without a latte. What the hell is up with that?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8[/youtube]

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If ONLY The Keystone Cops Had Been This Funny!

Seriously, I’ve watched this like four times since I first saw it a minute ago.  I emailed a bunch of people with it. I can’t stop laughing.  It’s been a long day and there’s still a lot left to go, but this makes it all better:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSB90HFGy7w[/youtube]

Seriously, full-screen it.  It’s totally worth it.

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Says it All

Somehow, with all the talk, it seems The Onion has the best reaction to the Barack Obama presidency that I’ve yet read.

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Terry Tate Enforces The Rules of Political Discourse

Oh, hell yeah.  Terry Tate is back in action, layin’ the smack down on fools who don’t know the rules of this political humpty bumpty.  Get ready, McCain!  Meet the Pain Train.  Woo, woo!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU1jra7RKCQ[/youtube]

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Define: Statistician

Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
Evan Esar

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Via NYCO, Via Twitter:

Now that America’s financial system is collapsing, it’s sad that George Carlin is not here to enjoy it. He’d so been looking forward to it.”

Ha!  Damn straight.

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Save the Celebration

I think it’s safe to say that those of us who support Barack Obama are starting to feel pretty good right about now.  The poll numbers look good so far, the issues are against the McCain-Palin ticket and the momentum seems to be heading our way.  But before we get too used to success, let us remember our friend the cyclist and wait to celebrate until after the finish line:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e9AMM_Z-Vk[/youtube]

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When Emos Attack

Submitted with a modicum of comment, does this make up for Champagne Supernova, or what?

[myspace]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=42416915[/myspace]

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Another Shocking Theory

Oh, it’s not just Sarah Palin, folks.  There are all kinds of shocking things of which we need to be aware, because this world is a dangerous place, and there are plots to control us everywhere:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s/[/youtube]

Um, yeah. Water does that.  Quite “Prodominantly,” in fact.

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TPM: Executive Experience

A picture is worth a thousand words:

Executive Experience in brick-and-mortar relief.
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Not Funny at All

No, sir.  Not funny.  So whatever you do, don’t laugh when you read this.