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Think Ink?

Forget Kodak’s new slogan, I’m talking about tattoos.  Sure, you could just walk into any parlor and lay your money down.  If you’re going for the sailor look, I recommend it , in fact.  But regardless of what look your going for, you’ll probably want to avoid the door-to-door tattoo salesman.  There is a matter of hygiene to consider.

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For Those About to Rock (by themselves)

We salute you.  Now, if you have a few extra hundred bucks, maybe you ladies might want to step into the digital world (not for the kiddies.  virgins and tight-asses, click here).

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DFE’s Advice on the Ladies

Far be it from me to give advice on life and love under normal circumstances. But fellas, consider yourself warned: if you should find yourself in a relationship with a postal worker, do yourself a favour and end it amicably, if its necessary to end it at all. Though, I suppose in the history of postal workers, this is one of the more benign end results possible. . .

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Thankful. . .

Who could be more thankful than a bird on Thanksgiving day who is not a turkey? I can hardly imagine. How happy are those birds? This happy:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=1uv380voDRE[/youtube]

This happy:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=LhjbazNuqvs[/youtube]

And yes, even happy enough to engage in autoerotica:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=qrYGahVO1k4[/youtube]