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What Privacy?

The Washington Post is reporting that recently disclosed Homeland Security policies lay claim to the right to indefinitely detain your laptop PC, iPod or other electronic device without probable cause and share the information stored on those devices with third-party companies.  It’s all a part of making you feel safer.  Do you feel safer, yet?

I’m sure I’m basically wasting time trying to argue logically about the policies of an organization which is neither founded upon nor governed by rational interests in security.  Nevertheless, let me point out that border security – especially airport security, for which this rule seems largely designed – is about preventing dangerous items from entering a plane or the country.  Such things include guns, knives or shoe bombs.  Or more than one lighter at a time.  Or toothpaste.

So really, there is no logical reason for needing to interpret data on a PC or iPod hard-drive, is there?  Other than an attempt to bully and intimidate travelers, I mean.

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There Could be Bombs in Her Bra

When it comes to national security, no measures are too extreme for the Daddy Warbucks Administration. You never know who could pose a threat to the defense of the homeland: it could be a presidential candidate with the middle name Hussein or even a former Playboy Playmate with large potential smuggling compartments at her disposal:

BBC NEWS | Americas | More US passport ‘file breaches’

Other Americans whose files had been viewed since January 2007 included late Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith, AP reports, citing unnamed officials. AP says the review is not complete and the number of cases is not yet clear.

Silly bureaucrats! Tits are for snuggles, not smuggles!